This is going to be an epic post, and you can participate! I’ve often wondered about what would the equivalent of the word blow job be for oral sex performed on a woman. So, after spending lunch, and much of the afternoon, talking about sex with my dear friends and colleagues (thank you Laura and Brandie for your help!), we’ve come up with a nice list…
Ok, we already have “eating out”, “going down”, and “cunnilingus” which is kind of scientific. However, there is no common noun for IT. You can’t say “I’m gonna give you the best down going of your life”. So, I’ve thought of many cool expressions we could use.
Suggest your own expression in the poll at the end of the post!
You have a week to make your suggestions. I will post the results on next Friday!
The poll is over, and the winner has been announced on ! The Downtown (DT) won the race!
Let’s start… (Please keep in mind, English is not my native language).
1. The Whisker
Following the pussycat metaphor.
-> Delicately giving oral pleasure to a woman with the sweetness of a cat and the fierceness of its tongue.
2. The Downtown or DT
We already know the expression going down town, but how cool would it be to give a downtown? “Can’t wait to give you a DT tonight, babe”.
-> Placing your mouth on the south region of a woman’s body and rock her world!
3. The Head Spin
-> Inspired by the expression giving head, head spin means stimulating a woman’s clitoris by rotating your tongue on it.
4. The Rubrub or Jelly Rub
-> Gently rubbing a woman’s genitalia, up and down, from side to side, until she is wet from desire and climaxes.
5. The Smash Face
-> Getting a Smash Face, meaning press your whole face on a woman’s genitals.
6. The Pinkie Pie
-> Eating the crap out of her pink pussy!
7. The Milky Way
-> Giving a milky way, ie enjoying the soft bodily fluid coming out of her as she screams of pleasure.
8. The Vulvacano
A creative way of naming oral sex indeed.
-> Set her on fire (figuratively, you crazies).
9. The Clam Hunt
I’m not a big fan of the fish metaphor, but it made me laugh for a solid 5 minutes so I thought it deserved its spot on the list.
-> Open the precious jewel that is her vagina and eat the fuck out of it.
10. The Pearl Job or PJ
Let’s stay in the marine environment, but with a more subtle image.
-> Polishing the clitoris of a woman with your tongue.
11. The Vanilla Slice
And it is sweet, indeed. This time, it’s more about being given the chance to give oral sex, thus getting vanilla slice.
-> “You’ll get a vanilla slice for dessert, if you’re a good boy”.
12. The Lickatysplit
-> A savoury treat involving the eating of a woman’s pussy.
13. The Truffle Snuffle
-> An elegant expression used to describe the delicate act of going down on a woman and hunting for the precious clitoris until she orgasms.
14. The Face Down
-> Literally putting your face between a woman’s legs.
15. The Sugar Slurp or Slurpie
-> A refined expression to describe the sucking of a woman’s clitoris.
16. The Velvet tip
-> Get your nose in a woman’s soft carpet and give it all you got!
17. The Meltdown
-> Making a woman melt of pleasure by giving her oral sex. To not confuse with mental meltdown, which sucks, and not in a good way.
18. The Moses
-> Giving oral sex to a woman while she is on her period. NOT RECOMMENDED, unless you’re into gory stuff.